This page contains the best proverbs, aphorisms, and short phrases about musical life. The article is constantly supplemented with new statements and sayings.
No matter how you sort the music, you will have to create an “Any” folder.
Nature generously endowed the singer with beauty. That was the end of the gifts.
Perhaps the party would have done without a fight, but then the DJ turned on the soundtrack from Mortal Kombat (Aphorism quotes about DJs and concerts. Humor jokes about music and event)
Recently listening to music is more enjoyable than listening to people.
You don't know anything about fear if your guitar at the head of the bed didn't fall in the middle of the night.
At the concert, the singer overtook her phonogram by two songs and left home early. (Aphorism quotes about vocalists and singing. Humor jokes about music and event)
Epic music is written to be used for a quadcopter video about a private village.
Hit is a song that makes you think you can sing. (Arnold Glasgow)
His name didn`t leave the poster, where he invariably appeared among "etc". (Aphorism quotes about concerts and artists. Humor jokes about music and event)
When a person ceases to be in your life, then there is always a song that will remind you of him.
The performer of a bad song always starts applauding first. (Bing Crosby).
Please don't shoot the piano player. He is doing his best. (Oscar Wilde)
The old lover, the old horse, and the old singer are no good. (Voltaire, aphorisms, and quotes about vocalists/singing. Humor jokes about singer)
Everyone thought Bobby was humpbacked, but he just had a short headphone cord. (Aphorisms quotes about vocalists and singing. Humor jokes about music and event)
Blues is just a good man feeling bad.
You can't throw out a word from a song, but you can throw out a song.
The worse the singer's voice, the fever clothes she has on. (Aphorism quotes about vocalists and singers. Humor jokes about concerts and events)
It’s easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself. (Johann Sebastian Bach)
Bach and Beethoven are guys who write music only for mobile phones.
Harp is a naked piano. (Aphorisms quotes about musicians and orchestra. Humor jokes about musicians)
If I knew I had to play this song the rest of my life I probably woulda wrote something else. (Joe Walsh about “Rocky Mountain Way”)
Of all types of noise, music is the least unpleasant. (Samuel Johnson)
If I'm too loud for you, then you're too old for me. (Stiv Bators)
A real music lover, hearing a woman singing in the bathroom, bends down to the keyhole and puts his ear to it!
If the piano has all black keys, lift the lid.
A concert ticket cost $10. The concert cost nothing. (Aphorisms, quotes about concerts and artists. Humor jokes about live music and event)
If during an opera performance the symphony orchestra played a little quieter, and the artists did not stomp so loudly around the stage, this would be the best place to sleep.
I really love this song... not listening.
Why did you sell your trombone? - I discovered that my neighbor bought a gun! (Aphorisms quotes about musicians and singers. Humor jokes about music and event)
Pop musician doesn't know what his next record will be. A classical musician does not know what his next part will be. A jazz musician doesn't know what his next note will be. (Sash Bar)
This guitar was given to me in a store for buying it
A singer who has no voice will always find the right audience that has no hearing.
Only birds sing for free. (Fyodor Chaliapin). Humor and jokes about vocals/singers. Aphorisms quotes about vocalists and singing.
Opera gives the viewer happiness when he hears a familiar word.
Jazz was called music for the rich. Jazz was called music for the poor. But jazz has always been music for the smart.
I don't sing for everybody - I sing for everyone. (Edith Piaf)
Composing music is not difficult, the hardest thing is to cross out extra notes. (Johannes Brahms)
Music unites everyone except neighbors. (Melikhan). (Aphorisms quotes about vocalists and singing. Humor jokes about music and event)
When I watch the news, I realize that the world is run by those who never listen to music. (Bob Dylan)
Opera is the only place in the world where the hero, after being stabbed in the back, begins to sing. (Boris Vian / aphorisms, quotes about opera and classical music)
Bach almost makes me believe in God. (Roger Fry)
Always play as if an artist is listening to you. (Robert Schumann)
To receive applause, you need to compose music either so simple that anyone can sing it or too incomprehensible music. (Wolfgang Mozart)
The biggest mistake parents can make is to conceive a child with bad music. (Amy Winehouse)
Every time I listen to Wagner, I get the urge to invade Poland. (Woody Allen)
Getting your song played on the radio is much harder than getting a bill through Congress. (Kal Rudman)
Only three rehearsals to shame! (Humor jokes about musicians. Aphorisms quotes about orchestra and music band)
If someone in the orchestra played out of tune, the main thing is to have time to look reproachfully at the neighboring musician. (Aphorisms quotes about musicians and orchestra. Humor jokes about musicians)
Jazz is when five guys play different songs at the same time. (Humor jokes about jazz and music band. Aphorisms quotes about live music and event)
If people in a karaoke bar offer you money to shut up, that's also a talent that can be used to earn money
Give me the laundry bill and I'll make music out of it. (Gioacchino Rossini)
Better to sing in opera than to listen to it. (Don Herold / aphorisms, quotes about opera and classical music)
My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not. (Humor jokes about musicians. Aphorisms quotes about orchestra and music band)
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. (David Byrne)
At least one song should listen to every day. (Johann Wolfgang Goethe)
As gymnastics straighten the body, so music straightens the soul. (Vasily Sukhomlinsky)
Donkeys are also related to music - their skin is pulled on a drum. (Aphorisms quotes about vocalists and singing. Humor jokes about music and event)
Karaoke bar combines two worst evils: people who can't drink and people who can't sing. (Tom Driesen)
There are operas that start at 6 pm; three hours after the start, you look at your watch and it says 6:20 pm. (David Randolph)
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