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Musical humor proverbs, funny sayings, and quotes

This page contains the best proverbs, aphorisms, and short phrases about musical life. The article is constantly supplemented of new statements and sayings.

Musical humor proverbs, funny sayings, and quotes. Aphorisms about music, quotes about music, phrases and funny sayings about music. Musical humor and musical jokes.

No matter how you sort the music, you will have to create an “Any” folder.

Nature generously endowed the singer with beauty. That was the end of the gifts.

Perhaps the party would have done without a fight, but then the DJ turned on the soundtrack from Mortal Kombat

Recently listening to music is more enjoyable than listening to people.

You don't know anything about fear if your guitar at the head of the bed didn't fall in the middle of the night. (musical jokes and aphorisms, musical humor)

At the concert, the singer overtook her phonogram by two songs and left home early. (aphorisms, quotes about vocalists and singing / humor, jokes about vocals)

Epic music is written to be used for a quadcopter video about a private village.

Hit is a song that makes you think you can sing. (Arnold Glasgow)

His name did not leave the poster, where he invariably appeared among "etc". (musical jokes and aphorisms, musical humor)

When a person ceases to be in your life, then there is always a song that will remind you of him.

The performer of a bad song always starts applauding first. (Bing Crosby / aphorisms, quotes about vocalists and singing / humor, jokes about vocals)

Please don't shoot the piano player. He is doing his best. (Oscar Wilde)

The old lover, the old horse, and the old singer are no good. (Voltaire / aphorisms, quotes about vocalists and singing / humor, jokes about vocals)

Musical humor proverbs, funny sayings, and quotes. Aphorisms about music, quotes about music, phrases and funny sayings about music. Musical humor and musical jokes.

Everyone thought Bobby was humpbacked, but he just had a short headphone cord. (aphorisms, quotes about vocalists and singing / humor, jokes about vocals)

Blues is just a good man feeling bad. (aphorisms, blues quotes / humor, jokes about musicians)

You can't throw out a word from a song, but you can throw out a song.

The worse the singer's voice, the fever clothes she has on. (aphorisms, quotes about vocalists and singing / humor, jokes about vocals)

It’s easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself. (Johann Sebastian Bach)

Bach and Beethoven are guys who write music only for mobile phones.

Harp is a naked piano. (musical jokes and aphorisms, musical humor)

If I knew I had to play this song the rest of my life I probably woulda wrote something else. (Joe Walsh about “Rocky Mountain Way”)

Of all types of noise, music is the least unpleasant. (Samuel Johnson)

If I'm too loud for you, then you're too old for me. (Stiv Bators)

A real music lover, hearing a woman singing in the bathroom, bends down to the keyhole and puts his ear to it!

If the piano has all black keys, lift the lid. (aphorisms, quotes about pianists / humor, jokes about musicians)

Musical humor proverbs, funny sayings, and quotes. Aphorisms about music, quotes about music, phrases and funny sayings about music. Musical humor and musical jokes.

A concert ticket cost $10. The concert cost nothing.

If during an opera performance the symphony orchestra played a little quieter, and the artists did not stomp so loudly around the stage, this would be the best place to sleep. (aphorisms, quotes about opera and classical music)

I really love this song... not listening.

Why did you sell your trombone? - I discovered that my neighbor bought a gun! (aphorisms, quotes about musicians and the orchestra / humor, jokes about musicians)

Pop musician doesn't know what his next record will be. A classical musician does not know what his next part will be. A jazz musician doesn't know what his next note will be. (Sash Bar)

This guitar was given to me in a store for buying it

A singer who has no voice will always find the right audience that has no hearing.

Only birds sing for free. (Fyodor Chaliapin / aphorisms, quotes about vocalists and singing / humor, jokes about vocals)

Opera gives the viewer happiness when he hears a familiar word. (aphorisms, quotes about opera and classical music)

Jazz was called music for the rich. Jazz was called music for the poor. But jazz has always been music for the smart. (aphorisms, quotes about jazz / humor, jokes about jazz)

I don't sing for everybody - I sing for everyone. (Edith Piaf / aphorisms, quotes about vocalists and singing / humor, jokes about vocals)

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Composing music is not difficult, the hardest thing is to cross out extra notes. (Johannes Brahms)

Music unites everyone except neighbors. (Melikhan / musical jokes and aphorisms, musical humor)

When I watch the news, I realize that the world is run by those who never listen to music. (Bob Dylan)

Opera is the only place in the world where the hero, after being stabbed in the back, begins to sing. (Boris Vian / aphorisms, quotes about opera and classical music)

Bach almost makes me believe in God. (Roger Fry)

Always play as if an artist is listening to you. (Robert Schumann / aphorisms, quotes about musicians and the orchestra / humor, jokes about musicians)

To receive applause, you need to compose music either so simple that anyone can sing it or too incomprehensible music. (Wolfgang Mozart)

The biggest mistake parents can make is to conceive a child with bad music. (Amy Winehouse)

Every time I listen to Wagner, I get the urge to invade Poland. (Woody Allen)

Getting your song played on the radio is much harder than getting a bill through Congress. (Kal Rudman)

Only three rehearsals to shame! (aphorisms, quotes about musicians and the orchestra / humor, jokes about musicians)

If someone in the orchestra played out of tune, the main thing is to have time to look reproachfully at the neighboring musician. (aphorisms, quotes about musicians and the orchestra / humor, jokes about musicians)

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Jazz is when five guys play different songs at the same time. (aphorisms, quotes about jazz / humor, jokes about jazzmen)

Donkeys are also related to music - their skin is pulled on a drum.

If people in a karaoke bar offer you money to shut up, that's also a talent that can be used to earn money

Give me the laundry bill and I'll make music out of it. (Gioacchino Rossini)

Better to sing in opera than to listen to it. (Don Herold / aphorisms, quotes about opera and classical music)

My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not. (musical jokes and aphorisms, musical humor)

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. (David Byrne)

At least one song should listened to every day. (Johann Wolfgang Goethe)

As gymnastics straightens the body, so music straightens the soul. (Vasily Sukhomlinsky)

Karaoke bar combines two worst evils: people who can't drink and people who can't sing. (Tom Driesen / aphorisms and quotes about vocalists and singing, jokes about vocals))

There are operas that start at 6 pm; three hours after the start, you look at your watch and it says 6:20 pm. (David Randolph / aphorisms, quotes about opera and classical music)

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Musical humor proverbs, funny sayings, and quotes. Aphorisms about music, quotes about music, phrases and funny sayings about music. Musical humor and musical jokes.